Thursday, April 30, 2009

Online Dating - Update for SoZila.com

For the new website design, we have been experimenting with the FaceBook connect and we are pretty sure it is 100% operational. Once the site is released, we will be asking all of your members for their input: do they find it useful, is it working, are they loving it?!

The FaceBook connect allows members to login to the site just by using their facebook login information. There are other hidden gadgets along the way, but I will let you discover them yourself. Some of them are: comments to facebook, invite facebook friends, and much more.

online dating

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The Guy's Rules (in reply to the article below)

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, a guys' side of the story.

(I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules! Please note, these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.


1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!


1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's What we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect Us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.


1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.


1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.


1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing, " We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.


1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .


1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sports, cars, or, sex.

1. You have enough clothes.


1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!


1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Submitted by Dinko Kirev (he may not be the author!)

Dating Tips for Girls

  1. Know your worth and respect yourself. Put yourself on the highest bar so he can respect and treat you at that bar
  2. If he gives up too quickly or doesn’t try hard enough, chances are he doesn’t know your worth as of yet either! The kick!!!
  3. If he grabs you on first date, or touches your bum/boobs chances are you aren’t the only one nor does he respect you any higher: either he needs prescription hand cuffs…or the BOOT!!
  4. Etiquette towards others, his attitude to a waitress or his friend or even YOUR friend by any means is rude is UNACCEPTABLE. Never mind that one day he will come off 10x worse towards you once you get comfortable.
  5. Work is important but your time is also important, if he can’t distinguish that then obviously let him date his career instead. ..THE BOOT!!!
  6. If he stops being affectionate or compliments after first month...out!- every man should always acknowledge u as the most beautiful woman in the room, in EVERY room! My aunt once said a man should “Love the air that you breathe, and respect the wind that blows in your hair”…yes old fashion but why not!
  7. When you ask for something ie: your choice of dinner, your choice of dessert, game, etc and do not receive in beginning- you will NEVER receive. Cut it loose while you can!!!
  8. If he honestly does like you and does want to spend more time with you, don’t get scared, but rather take it as opportunity. But also let him know you are a busy woman and have your own life on the side too, so then your time is just really precious!
  9. If you inner instincts tell you something is not right and you deserve better, speak out and confront it right away. Otherwise you will waste his time and your precious moments!
  10. If you want to wait and to have relations, then he has to want to wait to enjoy that magical moment too. Don’t fall for any lines, “anyways we are going have sex one day so what’s the big deal when it’s going to happen.” Or “stop being a little 16 yr old girl,” .. It is a big deal buddy because I want to know if I actually like you first!
  11. Always take notice of any signs of jealousy, which conclude to insecurity, which in turn can sabotage any normal relationship! If he doesn’t understand tell him he has a chronic sickness and needs medication! Otherwise the CURB!!!

This article was written by Dessi (my sister in law) and by the way, she's part of SoZila.com

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Domains for Sale!

I have two (2) domains that are really good and I am about to sell one of them. The domains are:

www.TwittLove.com
www.TwittHeart.com

Make me an offer and we can talk.